10. "They told me at the Blood Bank that this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about at the Time-Management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool-resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly-specified Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "Oh my gosh, I can't believe I sleep-walked here on my day off!"

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..."

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK....

1. ".....In Jesus' name. Amen."